Another day, another round of news:

• “Toddler Study Proves Humans Outsmart Apes” - One would think that the simple desire to study such a thing proves that. On the other hand, the apes knew that already and declined to spend government money on a study. Wait..maybe they are smarter… -
• Continued - “As part of one of the social learning tasks, the researchers demonstrated how to pop open a plastic tube to retrieve the food or toy inside. The children watched and copied the researcher; the apes attempted to break the tube or pull it apart with their teeth.” - As opposed to us Southerners, I suppose.
• “WATER BOTTLE IS NO PLACE TO STORE TOXIC PRODUCTS” - A letter to “Dear Abby” - Do parents have to be told not to do this? Yet another case for parenting licenses…

Boring news day…

-Jonathan