My friend Ann used to say that her life was lived out of the little slips of paper she found in her back pocket. As I was pulling back into my office after lunch, I realized that my pockets were full — coat and pants pockets. I just pulled everything out and put it on my desk. I know this is not exciting to anyone but me, but the contents of my two coat pockets and my jeans pockets is just ridiculous:

• 2 Day Care Sheets for Madeline…one from this week, one from last week.
• The Day Care Scholastic Book Fair order form
• 2 Kashi Granola bar wrappers
• 3 Diet Coke Caps (Points…ya know)
• 4 Pampers.com label codes (in my pants pocket)
• 1 ATM receipt
• 1 McDonalds Receipt (cheeseburger happy meal NO PICKLES with milk and a sweet tea for mommy)
• 2 tubes of lip gloss
• 1 Used Notre Dame Basketball Ticket (ND vs Villanova…women)
• A very cryptic grocery list
• 2 stitch markers (the plastic cheap kind)
• Directions to the Yarn Store in Niles
• One baby mitten.

I’m not going to even attempt cleaning out my purse.