We have pretty well-established nicknames for Claire - peanut, goof (”I not a goof!”), fish-breath, diplomat (”I not Uncle Matt!”), Drama Queen or DQ

Madeline, we are still working on, but a few we’ve come up with are:

1) The Hun (Think Attila, not “honey”)

2) The xx-inch (insert height here) Terror

3) Gigantor (From Night at the Museum)

4) Silent Destruction (Silent as in movement, not as in action - “Where’d Mads go off to?” *crash* from the other room.)

5) The Little Sister who is built like a humvee and always thinks things should go her way (HT to Beofish - here)

6) Wait, she can pull a plug cover off?

-j.