After the recent revelations that Spitzer’s girl was formerly videotaped on Girls Gone Wild (but oooops…she was underage there), I have come up with a few candidates for “gone wild” shows…tell me if you think they’ll do well:

• Geeks Gone Wild (Geeks remove their taped glasses, drink heavily, and begin yelling at each other in Klingon, all on tape!)
• Amish Gone Wild (Those crazy Amish! First, it’s a rumspringa reality show, now see what really happens during barn raisings! “Look, she’s praying! Look…she’s…still praying!”)
• Lawyers Gone Wild (No, not law students. Now you’ll see lawyers lying about billing hours, filing ridiculous briefs with the court, quashing subpoenas!)
• Indiana Weather Gone Wild (It’s spring, and the snow actually stops!)(True fiction)
• Town Meetings Gone Wild (See Roseland)
• Catholics Gone Wild (Now there’s nothin’ good about Good Friday.)

 -j.