In the last 3 minutes……my dear Madeline has:

1. Pinched me (in the inner thigh…can you say ouch!)
2. Pinched her sister
3. Yelled at me because I won’t turn on Diego
4. Put her stuffed giraffe in the air conditioning return (well, tried to…..”SQUISHHHHHH SQUISHHHH”)
5. Knocked the keyboard off the computer desk
6. Tried to swallow a cap from a bottle of water
7. Wrote on my leg with a pen. (where she found that I have no idea)
8. Knocked over the toy shelf.

I think it’s time to go outside or run an errand or something.